I am on vacation, which is (I assume) quite lovely. I say "I assume" because I'm queuing this up as part of my commitment to not actually doing any work on my vacation, which is a novel concept that I feel like experimenting with. (Spoiler: I'm going to fail, since I'm checking the proof copy of A Golden Thread and still actually have to write Tuesday's post because I'm an idiot and forgot)
In the spirit of my not doing any work, I encourage you to come up with interesting conversations all on your own, without any prompt on my part, thus giving me entertaining things to read on my phone while I nervously attempt to deal with the fact that I'm outside and there's sunlight, which is not the sort of situation I am generally well-suited to.